Sunday, May 5, 2013

No longer offering professional sessions

Hey folks, I thought I'd drop a line to let everyone know that I am no longer offering professional spanking sessions.  I haven't accepted a new client in over a year now but still get inquiries.  I have some regulars that I will continue to see, but I will not be accepting any new clients.

The truth of the matter is there are too many flakes and cowards out there that it makes the screening process hell and the number of people who back out at the last minute is ridiculous.  I know I'm probably sounding harsh but it's the truth, unfortunately.  It is not worth the time that I invest.

It is too bad that the "bad eggs" have to ruin it for the honest people with integrity, but that is the case here.  I enjoyed doing the sessions for the ones that followed it through and showed up but in this world the honorable people seem to be so few and far between.

You flakes know who you are.  Stop screwing around with the professional spankers and get your shit together.  You are immature and you are a time-wasters and a waste of space.  You little fuckers who get off on simply discussing and planning for a session that you have no plans of following through with are half-grown jerks.  You deserve MANY smacks but definitely not on the ass!

Stepping off my soapbox.  And now back to your regularly scheduled program...

Friday, May 3, 2013

Time for a positive post

After the last 2 posts of mine you may be wondering if my blog is going downhill.  I promise that won't be what I talk about from here on out.  I just found myself wanting to dispel some myths and be somewhat of an advocate for myself and others.

I find it hard to find topics to write about when I don't have much spanking play in my life.  Are ya'll interested in the purely vanilla activities?  I don't want to bore you, so please comment or vote 'More please' if you would like me to blog even if it's just vanilla things.  After all this is supposed to be a kinky blog.

I'm looking out my window and see freakin' snow on the ground in MAY!  This is quite irregular to see snow past March in Kansas.  Geez, I've always wanted to have a winter-like summer day in May.  This is just ridiculous.

Yesterday I saw the movie, "Silver Linings Playbook" and it was cute.  I found Jennifer Hudson, Julia Stiles and Bradley Cooper all to be pretty hot (there is the bisexual in me coming out, lol).  It put me in the mood to do a little ballroom dancing so I'm going out tomorrow night to a dance party at one of the local studios.  Then I went to a DBSA group meeting and came home driving 40 mph on the highway in a May snowstorm.  There were plenty of wrecks along the many idiots that don't adjust their driving to fit the weather conditions:  drive slower, stop sooner and leave more space between the car in front of you.

I'm counting down the days until my vacation on May 30th.  I'm going to Phoenix Arizona to visit Miss Chris & Jenni Mack, attend the Spank University party, do some vacation-y stuff and maybe get together with Lance DelToro who I haven't seen in awhile.  I'm hoping to be able to rent a convertible for a reasonable price cause that would just be awesome.  Priceline Name-Your-Own-Price, here I come!